Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Another theme is building......

My growing admiration for another Worst of Perther has led me to tonight's new word: Onanist

During my research, i happened upon a fabulous site called "The Dark Bible". It's strange and appealling. Possibly the way i like to imagine myself, but i digress.


a. masturbator: a person who practices masturbation
b. In the Biblical Book of Genesis, Onan was the second son of Judah. Certain interpretations of the narrative concerning him have led to the use of ...

c. a man who masturbates; a man who uses coitus interruptus as a means of birth control

d. onanism - masturbation: manual stimulation of the genital organs (of yourself or another) for sexual pleasure

e. onanism - coitus interruptus: a method of birth control in which coitus is initiated but the penis is deliberately withdrawn before ejaculation

f. onanism - ejaculating outside the vagina during intercourse; (the performing of) Coitus interruptus; masturbation

So i am thinking that this one is not something you use towards another as an insult - like "wanker". It is in fact a somewhat graceful and almost spiritual word. A nice way to say you like to touch yourself without crossing any of those social boundaries.


Onanist said...

Thank you Monkeypants, I am truly touched.

monkeypants said...

my absolute pleasure:)