Monday, November 16, 2009

The Mangina

What a smashing title for a book! "The Mangina" It could be a tell all tale of many things indeed.

What is a mangina?

1. when a guy pulls his d*ck and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a v*gina

That's one hairy mangina.

2.1. A man totally controlled by a woman
1. That mangina would never disobey his wife.

2. A weak willed man

2. That mangina just will not stand up for himself.

3. The partner that takes it in the anus in a male homosexual relationship
3. Jim's mangina, John, wants to get married.

4. A male prostitute, gay or straight
4. Joe is a mangina, he has to turn tricks to keep his place

3. Derisive term for a man's feminine side - especially when he's picky, touchy or emotional about something seemingly minor.
1) Jesus, Steve, all I said was your car needs washed... you didn't have to flash me your mangina!

2) The bumhole - almost always a man's, and usually used in a prison-dating context.
2) You got sentenced to three years in State? Guard your mangina and don't drop the soap.

4. When a guy bitches more then a woman he goes beyond the usual label of a p*ssy, he becomes a mangina.
James is a Mangina.

5. The male version of a vagina. Used for specific instances when your friends act like pussies.
"Is Gryder coming out tonight?....... No, he has a mangina infection"

6. The figurative term for genitals on a non-masculine man. If a man is acting girlie, it could be because he has a mangina. Manginas breed drama.
Boy #1: "What polo shirt looks best with this pair of faded jeans? And collar-popped or unpopped?"
Boy #2: "You have an overactive mangina."

definitions taken from

some fascinating links:

(pic above from his blog - appears to have a real mangina)

"I have a permanent mangina, i go through manpons like there's no tomorrow!"

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