Showing posts with label the swinger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the swinger. Show all posts

Friday, September 24, 2010

Arguments....






There are two excellent theories for arguing with women.

Neither one works.

( shared by The Swinger)




Just for the record, i don't argue - it bores me beyond belief.
I actually consider it a massive time wasting exercise 
when you could be working on a solution.

Apparently some folks really enjoy it.
I know some couples constantly argue, breakup, makeup.

BORING - why not just hang and enjoy the ambience?

Is it really worth it for the make-up sex?

Couldn't you just go straight to the shagging in the first place
to work off your frustrations?


So many questions, so little time.


I hope you all have an argument free weekend 
and i'm sure you are going to have a rockin' time
 at the Grand Final, Swinger! 


love you long time Logophiles,
xxxx mp




Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Need to git me some new wheels......



Uncannily enough, Senor Monkeypants and The Swinger - King of Reflexology Threesomes both accepted new jobs today... Well done boys!

Unfortunately Senor Monkeypants has to kiss bye bye to the company vay-hic-cic-le and moi will have to share the family truckster. Hmmmm...

Anyhow, i thought as we have a perfectly good motor cycle in the drive way, maybe i could give it a whirl, so there is always another option.

I am very big on "always" having another option.








Love you long time, logophiles!

xxx mp

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Maybe if you are lucky, Swinger!

I happen to know that The Swinger got a gift certificate for a reflexology session on his birthday and I'm hoping for him that this is how it happens down in the Great South West too.





















Inviolate! What a fantastic word.

Inviolate: free from violation, injury, desecration, or outrage.
2. undisturbed; untouched.
3. unbroken.
4. not infringed.


I am liking inviolate. Will see how i can use it over the weekend.

Here's to a foot rubbing relaxing weekend for everyone Logophiles.
It's been a hella long week.

x MP