Happy Birthday To Me!

Well, i know i've been a complete slack cunt - no posts forever.

But you know what? I ran out of rudeness. Honestly.

I know right? It like totally shocked me too! 

Minimal vulgarity, no porn at all....

Who am i becoming now?

Anyway, yesterday was my birthday

so i decided to post this card to myself

cos it cracks me up and i was waiting for the 

right person to send it to. 

Turns out that person was me.

So, maybe the card has spurred on 

some life in the old Monkeypants.

Time will tell. 

Love you long time Logophiles!

xxx mp