Happy Birthday To Me!

Well, i know i've been a complete slack cunt - no posts forever.

But you know what? I ran out of rudeness. Honestly.

I know right? It like totally shocked me too! 

Minimal vulgarity, no porn at all....

Who am i becoming now?

Anyway, yesterday was my birthday

so i decided to post this card to myself

cos it cracks me up and i was waiting for the 

right person to send it to. 

Turns out that person was me.

So, maybe the card has spurred on 

some life in the old Monkeypants.

Time will tell. 

Love you long time Logophiles!

xxx mp

Interesting numbers for IRL

Always most interesting to read the web stats for ones own site. Since i started the blog in March of this year we have had over 3000 hits to the blog. More specifically since mid July this year IRL has had:

Page Loads 2,128

Busiest Day 49 visitors on the blog in one day

Unique Visitors 961

First Time Visitors 724

Returning Visitors 237

Most popular search terms have been: gerbilling, felching straws and alternative words for penis.

So, it's nice to know that somewhere out there 237 regular visitors find something here to compel them to return. Hopefully they get a laugh out of it all and add some trash talk to their vocabularies. My mission achieved! And if we could just get a few more people to use the word c-u-n-t, that would be pretty good too!

Words look much nicer when they're hand lettered.

Welcome back! I have included a couple of fabulous images that have been floating about on my laptop for a while. The pink poster probably wins as my all time favourite. You can see the link to the ad campaign they developed it for here. Enjoy and feel free to send any in that you would like to ad to the collection.