Practice Makes Perfect

Wear The Fox Hat

Hats are strange beasts. Some people love them, some people hate them. Miller Beer made a great commercial around one.

I posted this photo on a photo storage site in response to a blog comment over at The Worst Of Perth only to find out from the ever charming and delightful G'Day that it has in fact been removed for violating their protocols.

So upon reflection, i should have just posted it here on my own blog but some days my tiny little monkey brain aches from too much thinking and i don't get it right the first time.

It's obviously photoshopped and many of you have been scarred by it already via text message but for the uninitiated here we go:

And for the piss funny Miller ad here it is:

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The Bearded Clam

"He was a bold man that
first ate an oyster."

Jonathan Swift

Following on from the shepherd post, i love this quote above. He was right of course. Who ever looked at the oyster and said,"oh yeah baby, lets get in there", was indeed a brave individual. The same as whoever said, i'm going to enjoy some hair pie tonite. They too were particularly brave.

Hair pie, fur burger, bearded clam - they are all amusing euphenisms for the hoo haa.

bearded clam: Australian attributed to Barry Humphries meaning vagina or fanny.

from Roger's Profanisaurus - (http://www.milkinfirst.com/dictionary/b.htm)

see previous blog article :

i could see the lady mountains through the lady garden

bearded clam - A very hairy vagina.
e.g. I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave

(www.urbandictionary.com)

and finally instructions for anyone who is unsure

of what the hell this whole post has been about!!

On that point, lads or ladettes, if you are having issues with your success in the bearded clam eating arena, i strongly, strongly, strongly suggest that you watch this a great video by nina hartley porn star extraoirdaire.

She provides a how to lesson on exactly that! It is fantastic. I swear, if you give head like this to your ladeeeeeeeeeeeez, they will be indebted to you forever. Trust me on this one!

brilliant carpet munching 101

Sheep Herding

"Like cunnilingus, herding sheep is dark and lonely work, but someone's got to do it."

from God Knows by Joseph Heller

the content of the post was kindly donated by the magnificent snuff from TWOP the and his work is exceptional! thank you snuff:)