"He was a bold man that
first ate an oyster."
first ate an oyster."
Jonathan Swift
Following on from the shepherd post, i love this quote above. He was right of course. Who ever looked at the oyster and said,
"oh yeah baby, lets get in there", was indeed a brave individual. The same as whoever said, i'm going to enjoy some hair pie tonite. They too were particularly brave.
"oh yeah baby, lets get in there", was indeed a brave individual. The same as whoever said, i'm going to enjoy some hair pie tonite. They too were particularly brave. Hair pie, fur burger, bearded clam - they are all amusing euphenisms for the hoo haa.
see previous blog article :
bearded clam - A very hairy vagina.
e.g. I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave
and finally instructions for anyone who is unsure
of what the hell this whole post has been about!!
On that point, lads or ladettes, if you are having issues with your success in the bearded clam eating arena, i strongly, strongly, strongly suggest that you watch this a great video by nina hartley porn star extraoirdaire.
She provides a how to lesson on exactly that! It is fantastic. I swear, if you give head like this to your ladeeeeeeeeeeeez, they will be indebted to you forever. Trust me on this one!
