Ugly Sex

You know you're ugly

when a nymphomaniac

tells you,

"Let's just be friends."

Anon.

Day 11 of Alternative Words for Penis

Well blow me, it's day 11 already. Nearly done and thanks for hanging in there.
I thought this was going to be way more fun that is.

I guess the thought of so much man meat was inspiring, but perhaps my eyes are bigger than......well you know the rest of it.........

U

Ugly brother
Ugly stick
Uncle Chunk
Uncle Dick
Uncle Reamus
Uncle Richard
Uncle Spunk
Uncle Throbby
Uncle Wiggly
Unemployed, The
Unit
Upright citizen
Upright organ
Upright uncle
Uterus unicorn

V

V*gina miner
V*ginal depth detector
V*ginal dilator
V*ginal explorer
Vein-laden meat pipe
Vein-laden meat stick
Veinous Maximus
Veiny bangstick
Verga
Vertical dangler
Verve pipe
Viagra baby
Vicious dink
Virile member
Vlad the Impaler
Vomit rod
Vomiting dummy