What would the Hoff do?

I try and i try to give him up 

but everywhere i turn

he is there.

Just when i think i can move along

he reappears in my life.

I know it's an unnatural attraction 

but what do i do?

What's a girl to do?

So when i get my new i-phone 

i'll be definitely purchasing this app.

It's like God smiling on me,

isn't it?

Love you long time Logophiles.

xxxx mp

stranger and stranger.......

So, my delightful little brother puts me onto this site called: http://explainthisimage.com/
Its really messed up but strangely satisfying. Check out two of the images below.

Firstly, let me confess: i harbour an even stronger attachment to "The Hoff" than my addiction to ninja's. It's not pretty and i'm not necessarily proud of it but there, i said it! i love where the soap comes out.



As for the "you can shave the baby" dolls - i got nothing......