Gunt

We haven't had a new word for a while and a friend recently shared this corker: It's my easter gift to you my dear sweet Logophiles :)

GUNT

This is a combo of gut and c(u)nt. The gunt is the huge layer of belly fat that hangs over the waist on morbidly obese women and covers the v(a)gina. If for some reason, someone would actually want to have sex with this woman, the gunt must be lifted up out of the way to expose the genitals.

i.e. Hey Tommy, I want to bag that fat woman at the bar....Well, I'll be your wingman, I'll be there with the jaws of life to move her gunt out of the way so you can work it.