Day 4 of Alternative Words for Penis

Ok, some more mind boggling gems as promised!

I must say, Hymen hammer has a certain ring to it...........

G

Gadget
Gag mallet
Gap stopper
Gash mallet
Gear shift
General, The
German soldier, The
Gherkin
Giant-sized man-thing
Giggle stick
Gimmer stick
Girthy McGirth
Girthy sausage
Giving tree, The
Gleaming love sword
Glo worm
Gluestick
Godzilla
Goo pipe
Goose's neck
Governor
Grabthar's hammer
Grandpa's knee
Granite edifice
Gravy maker
Great pyramid, The
Grinding tool
Grissel stick
Gummi worm
Gushin' Prussian, The
Gut buster, The
Gut stick
Gut tappa, The
Gut wrench
Guy, My

H

Hair splitter
Hairy acorn
Hairy Houdini
Hairy pencil
Hairy scary and the two bald men
Hairy snake
Ham roll
Hammer of Thor
Hampton
Handfucker
Handgun
Handwarmer
Handy andy
Hang-lo
Hanging Chad
Hanging hag
Hanging Johnny
Happy Harry Hard-on
Happy worm
Hard-on
Hardware
Harry
Harry & the Hendersons
Harry hot dog
He-ham
He-man sword
He who must be obeyed
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Heavy hitter
Helmet man
Herbie
Herculean lizard
Hercules
Herman the one-eyed German
Herman von Longschlongstein
Hidden treasure
High pressure vein cane
Him-hang
His Eminence
His majesty
His rig
Hog
Hog leg
Hole cork
Holy poker
Holy water sprinkler
Homewrecker, The
Homo Erectus
Honeypot cleaver
Honeystick
Honk the Magic Goose
Hoo hoo
Hooded warrior
Hooty hoo
Horse-necked clam
Hose
Hot beef injection
Hot dog
Hot popsicle
Hot rod Harvey
Hot stick
Hot tamale
Hugo
Hum-diddler
Humongo
Hung Wei Lo
Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The
Hymen hammer

Day 5 of Alternative Words for Penis

Aahhh. The Jizz Syringe! It's poetry i tell you, pure poetry.......


I

Ice cream machine
Impregnator
Incredible bulk, The
Inflatable iron
Injection erection
Instant sex drive lever
Internal spinal massager
Intrusion protrusion
Invincible man, The
Iron horse
Iron rod
Italian stallion
Itty bitty meat
Ivan the Terrible
Ivory shaft

J

Jack in the box
Jackhammer
Jake the one-eyed snake
Javelin
Jellyfish
Jerkin' gherkin
Jibberstick
Jigger
Jiggling bone
Jim and the twins
Jiminy Cricket
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jimmy Wriggler
Jing jang
Jingle bone
Jive sausage
Jizz syringe, The
Jizz whiz
Jockey stick
Johnson
John Thomas
John Thursday
Johnny Cockrane
Johnny Come Early
Joint
JoJo the circus clown
Jolly green giant
Jolly jellybean
Joybuzzer
Joyprong
Joystick
Julio
Junior
Junior burger
Junk

Day 2 of Alternative Words for Penis

I think my personal favourite from this lot is "crotch vomiter". The visuals are sensational! Enjoy.


C

Camel rider
Candy cane
Canelo
Caped crusader
Captain Bilbo
Captain Crook
Captain Hook
Captain Howdy
Captain Kirk
Captain Winky
Carnal stump
Cattle prod
Cave hunter
Cax
Cervix crusader
Cervix pounder
Chancellor, The
Chap
Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle
Cheese staff
Cherry picker
Cherry poppin' daddy
Cherry splitter
Chi Zi Wang
Chick sticker
Chicksicle
Chief of staff
Chimbo
Chimney cleaner
Choo-choo
Choad (chode)
Chorizo
Chowder dumper
Chubby
Chubby conquistador, The
Chum
Chunk 'o' love
Chunder thunder
Cigar
Circus boy
Clam digger
Clam hammer
Clam sticker
Clit tickler
Clown, The
Cob
Cock
Cock goblin
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktus
Cockus erectus
Codger
Colon cowboy
Colon crusader
Colossus
Coral branch
Corndog
Cornholer
Cornstalk
Cornstalk cowboy
Crack hunter
Crack smacker
Cramstick
Crank
Crank shaft
Cream-filled meat stick
Cream bandit
Cream cannon
Creamsicle
Creamstick
Cream spritzer
Crimson chitterling
Crimson Darth Vader
Crippler
Crotch cobra
Crotch cowboy
Crotch rocket
Crotch vomiter
Crushin' Russian, The
Cum pump
Cummingtonite
Cunny-catcher
Cunt caper, The
Cunt companion
Cunt pumper
Cunt rifle
Cunt scrubber
Cupid's arrow
Curious George
Custard cannon
Custard chucker
Custard pump
Cyclops
Cycloptic milk spitter


D


Daddy Long-stroke
Danger the one-eyed ranger
Danglin' fury
Danglin' wang
Dangling participle
Dart of love
Darth Vader
Davy Crockett
Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
Demeanor, The
Diamond cutter
Dick
Dickimus Maximus
Dickory dock
Dickory-smoked coal sausage
Digit
Diller
Dilly-ho-ho
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingaroo
Dingle
Dingle dangle
Dingledong
Dinglehopper
Dingus
Dingy
Dinky
Dipstick
Dirk Diggler
Divining rod
Dobber
Docking tube
Dog knot
Dolphin
Dong
Dong-bong
Dong-stick
Dongle
Donker
Donkey Kong
Doo-dad
Doo-dar
Dooflinky
Doodle
Doodle dandy
Dooker
Doo-hickey
Doppelganger
Dora the anal explorer
Dork
Doughnut holder
Dribbling dart of love
Dribbling dragon
Dr. Cyclops
Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Wang
Duke, The
Dumb stick
Dungula bone