Damn, that midget is hot......

I'm not really sure what is going on but i am surrounded
 once again by midget porn/humour.
 Because i am a lover of midgets just as i love
all of the human race, that's ok.

You may recall from previous posts however,
that i am not a fan of midget porn.
It still seems kinda creepy to see someone big
with someone resembling a child.
I fully appreciate "Bridget the Midget" is a hottie but i can't go there.

You can enjoy these great pictures though.

This one is Midgets I'd Like to F...

These are the least offensive ones.
I have vetted a few out of respect for all of us.

From the depths of my tiny little monkey heart,
i hope you are having a fabulously big weekend.

x MP

Things i Love......

As i was walking past an upmarket booze store in the super cool part of the city today, i had to stop and catch my breath. The whole window was filled with a display of Louis Roederer champagne. That is like waving a big, juicy flange in front of someone in sex addiction therapy. So, so tempting.

Let me put that in Logophile language: It was like all of your favourite porn right in front of you and probably Bridget the Midget or Mia Bangg offering to suck you off and do whatever else your depraved mind came up with on demand for as long as you wanted it to continue.

I think i was probably hyperventilating just a little and i had a tingling in my groinal region. My god. That was pure sex i tell you. Pure sex.