Day 11 of Words for Snatch

I think that the "t's" all start to get a bit messy. What with "tampon tunnel" and "the cum dump".

My vote lies with "tuna taco", "the fury cup" and that ol' faithful "twat".

T

TACKLE BOX
TAMPON TUNNEL
TEMPERAMENTAL RINGPIECE
TEMPORARY LODGINGS
THE BIG CASINO
THE BIG W
THE BLOW HOLE
THE BONE COLLECTOR
THE CODEFIER
THE CONDO DOWNSTATE
THE CUM DUMP
THE DEATH OF ADAM
THE DEBONE PATCH
THE DEFLOWER PATCH
THE EASY BAKE OVEN
THE FISH FLAP
THE FURRY CUP
THE GREAT DIVIDE
THE HELMUT HIDE-A-WAY
THE INDOOR BARBECUE
THE INDOOR PICNIC
THE NOTORIOUS V.A.G.
THE ONE-DOOR VULVA
THE PROMISED LAND
THE PUMP PROTECTOR
THE SALT WATER TAFFY FACTORY
THE SCHLONG SUCKER
THE SHRINE
THE TOOTHLESS BLOW JOB
THE TWATLANTIC OCEAN
THE UNMENTIONABLE
THE VEGAN STORE
THE VEGETARIAN'S TEMPTATION
THE VIRGINATOR
THE WELCOME OPPONENT
THE WOMBSDAY BOOK
THEME PARK
THRESHER
TICKLED PINK
TINKER BELL
TOMAHAWK CHOP
TONGUE DEPRESSOR
TONGUE ROLL
TOOLSHED
TRIM
TUNA POT PIE
TUNA SPREAD
TUNA TACO
TUNA TOWN
TUNNEL OF LOVE
TWAT

Day 10 of Words for Snatch

Once again, i think the meat has it in this round."salami garage" and " sausage wallet" are hysterical. Although, coming closely alongside is "sea food six pack". The visuals are delightful.

S

SALAMI GARAGE
SALOON DOORS
SAUSAGE WALLET
SCRAMBLED EGGS BETWEEN THE LEGS
SCRUMPTER
SEA FOOD SIX PACK
SERPENT SOCKET
SILK FUNNEL
SILK IGLOO
SKIN CANOE
SKINS
SLICE OF HEAVEN
SLIPPERY SLIDE
SLOP HOLE
SLOT POCKET
SLURPEE MACHINE
SLURPY
SNAIL TRACKER
SNAKE CHARMER
SNAKE LAKE
SNATCH
SNOOCH
SOUTH MOUTH
SPASM CHASM
SPERM BANK
SPERM SHACK
SPERM SUCKER
SPITBALL BULLSEYE
SPLIT DICK
SPUNK-POT
SQUEEZE-BOX
SQUID
STENCH-TRENCH
STINK RINK
STINKHOLE
STINKY SPEEDWAY
STOP-N-POP
SUGAR BASIN
SUGAR HOLE
SWEAT BOX
SWEET BRIAR

Here's a sweet article on "I’m pretty sure I don’t have a fluffy sausage wallet between my legs."

And speaking of "A Slice of Heaven" reminded me of this classic number:





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Day 9 of Words for Snatch

Well i must say, i'm voting for Rack of Clam and Roast Beef Curtains on this one. Genius and very meaty. On another win/win outlook, Q & R have led to the opportunity to discuss the term Queef. I was recently reminded of queefing by Bento over at The Worst of Perth.

I can't thank him enough for the timely resurgence.

Q

QUIM

QUEEF QUARTERS

[For those who are unfamiliar with the term QUEEF i have included a little more information]

QUEEF
A. An expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.

B. Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

e.g. Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.

Sourced from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=queef



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R

RACK OF CLAM
RATTLESNAKE CANYON
RED LANE
RED RIVER GORGE
RED SEA
REPUBLIC OF LABIA
REVOLVING IN/OUT DOOR
RICHARDS HOUSE
ROAST BEEF CURTAINS
ROOSTER JAWS
ROSEBUD
ROUND MOUND OF BEEFHOUND

Go the Queef!

Day 7 of Words for Snatch

Whoo Hoo! Over the hump day - 7 up and 6 more to go. I vote for the old favourite "mumbler" and of course one would be hard pressed to overlook the sophisticated elegance of "meat curtains" or "ninja boot".


M

MAMMAL HOLE
MAN IN THE BOAT
MAN'S CHARITY BASH
MANS RUIN
MARCIA
MEAT COUNTER
MEAT CREASE
MEAT CURTAINS
MEAT MASSAGER
MEAT TUNNEL
MEAT WAGON
MELVIN
MIDNIGHT DIP
MINGE
MINGUS
MOMMY PARTS
MOMMY'S PIE
MONEYMAKER
MOSSY JAW
MOUND
MOUND OF VENUS
MUD FLAPS
MUFF
MULE NOSE
MUMBLE PANTS (SWEDEN)
MUMBLER (AUSSIE)
MYSTICAL FOLD

N

NANA
NAPPY DUGOUT
NAPPY ROOTS
NEIGHBOR
NETHER LIPS
NICE SLICE
NINJA BOOT
NOOCHIE
NOOKIE

Day 6 of Words for Snatch

Todays winner simply has to be Lawrence of A Labia. There is no other comparable entry, however feel free to differ.


K

KITTY CAGE
KITTY KAT
KNISH

L

LAUNCH PAD
LAWRENCE OF A LABIA
LICK N' STICK
LIP JEANS
LIP TIP
LITTLE DEBBIE
LOBSTER POT
LOTUS
LOVE CANAL
LOVE CAVE
LOVE GLOVE
LOVE HOLE
LOVE RUG
LOVEBOX
LUCY

Day 5 of Words for Snatch

And off we go! Not much in this one i'm afraid, however it opens the door to me posting a little video that cracks me up - with justin timberlake playing a janitor none the less. If you have anymore i or j words, send them in.

I

INDIANA BONES AND THE TEMPLE OF POON

J

JAWS OF LIFE
JELLY ROLL
JEWEL BOX
JEZEBEL'S SMELL
JIZZ RECEPTICLE
JUICE BOX

Day 4 of Words for Snatch

Well, here we are at day 4 already! Doesn't time fly when you are taking the piss?

My favourites from this round are: Grassy Knoll and Ham Sandwich.

I must say though, that puts a whole new light

on the death of President John F. Kennedy and Mama Cass!

G

GASH
GAUNTLET
GIZMO
GLORY HOLE
GOLDEN ARCHES
GOLDEN PALACE
GOLDEN VALLEY
GOODIE BASKET
GRANDEST CANYON
GRASSY KNOLL
GROUND ZERO
GRUMBLE


H

HAIR PIE
HAIRY DOUGHNUT
HAIRY HEAVEN
HAIRY POTTER
HAM SANDWICH
HAMPER OF GOODIES
HAPPY FLAPPY
HAPPY VALLEY
HATCHET WOUND
HEAD CATCHER
HOLIEST OF HOLIES
HOLY GRAIL
HOME PLATE
HOMEBASE
HONEY POT
HORN OF PLENTY
HOT POCKET
HOT TAMAKI WALK
HUMP HOLE
HUNGRY MINGE

Day 2 of Words for Snatch

Here we go, here we go, here we go! Yep, it's just how i roll baby, day 2 and counting down. Personal favourites from this page have to be: cunt donut and deer hoof.

If you are a regular here you may recall my loathing of the putrid word "cunny". For fecks sake, grow up already and just say c-u-n-t! . Or choose one of the many other words available on the lists. If you can't do it for youself, do it for me and know i will sleep better at night knowing you are not committing a crime against humanity.


C

CALAMARI COCKRING
CAMARILLO BRILLO
CAMEL TOE
CANDY KISS
CARPET
CAT
CATCHER'S MITT
CATS PAW
CHA CHA
CHACHA
CHANCH
CHERRY
CHERRY PIE
CHERRY POP TART
CHIA HOLE
CHICKEN'S TONGUE
CHIN-CHIN
CHOCHA
CHOOT
CLAM CANAL
CLAMARAMA
CLAP TRAP
CLIT SLIT
CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH THE TURD KIND
COCK CAVE
COCK CURATOR
B.O.B.'S BUNGALOW
COCK HOLSTER
COCK MAGNET
COCK POCKET
COCK POCKET
COCK SOCK
COCK SOCKET
COCK SQUEEZER
COCK WARMER
COCK-CHAFER
COCKPIT
COLD CUT COMBO
CONCH SHELL
COOCH
COOCHIE POP
COOKIE
COOSE CANAL
COOTER
COOTER
COOTER MUFFIN
COOZE
COUNT FAPULA
COURTNEY
COCKSLEEVE
CRACK
CRACK OF HEAVEN
CRAVE CAVE
CREAM CANAL
CROTCH WAFFLE
CUCUMBER CANAL
CUM CRACK
CUM CRAVER
CUNNY
CUNT
CUNT DONUT
CUNTHOLE
CUNTZILLA
CUPID'S CUPBOARD
CURLY CURTAINS

D
DAVEY JONES LOCKER
DEAD CLAM
DEEP PINK
DEEP SOCKET
DEER HOOF
DEPOSITORY
DEVIL'S HOLE
DICK BASKET
DICK DEPOSIT
DICK DRIVER
DICK DUNGEON
DICK EATER
DICK MITTEN
DICK RACK
DILDO HOTEL
DINNER ROLL
DISPLABIA
DNA DUMPSTER
DOG'S MOUTH
DOOR OF LIFE
DOVE BREAST