Sunday, June 5, 2011

Me Love You Long Time......




USED BY 

1. hookers to offer their services 

                                            2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you" 

3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket (#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.

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It's been a long time between Urban Dictionary drinkies
but i am back with a truly romantic favourite.
Give it a whirl with your beloved and see what happens.

I believe it conveys everything in one statement:
a. A promise of a long relationship 
(depends on ones personal definition of "long" of course.
Mine is about a month :)
b. A commitment of the heart of some description

What more could you want?


Love you long time,
xxx mp




3 comments:

Gregoryno6 said...

You love long time, but school love long LONG time.

Gregoryno6 said...

Come to the city where the streets are paved with...

Munkipants said...

I wonder if my mum could knit me a jumper with that pattern in it? Tis a truly magical site to see - thankyou G6 :)