A Collection of Semen Based Recipes....

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"


One of my very special blogging buddies, The Dedicated Onanist shared this treasure with me earlier today.Whilst I am not convinced, to the best of my knowledge, i've never dined on a meal including semen, so i am only taking a punt. I have of course engaged in activities where one has sampled the wares, but after deciding it tastes and feels like i can only imagine hot "clag" glue (paste glue) does, i have limited my intake over the years. 


I might add that once, a very long time ago,  someone shared their love seed with me and it was actually palatable, in fact, almost like comfort food. Such a nice Greek boy who regularly partook of meals containing cinnamon. Apparently cinnamon actually makes it all the way down through the body to be excreted via the rubbing stick.


Anyhow, if you are wishing someone would gobble up your ball butter on a more regular basis, these simple tips may help:


10 simple tips for better tasting semen:

1. Cut out alcohol, caffeine, recreational drugs and nicotine their all pollutants.

2. Drink lots of water 1 – 2 liters a day to flush out body toxins.

3. Fruit get plenty each day and sweeten your sperm taste Pineapple, papaya cranberry, melons, mangos, apples grapes are all good choices. These fruits are high in natural sugars and offset the bitter taste.

4. Eat plenty of vegetables which are generally good for improving sperm taste.

5. While it is true vegetarians generally have better tasting sperm there are vegetables to avoid:

Any vegetables from the cabbage family big offenders also include Cauliflower, broccoli, or asparagus:

5. Cut red meat consumption this is one pf the main offenders when it comes to making sperm taste salty. Dairy produce such as milk and cheese also make sperm taste salty. Make sure when you eat protein you get good quality lean protein such as chicken and turkey.

Fish is claimed by some to be an offender in terms of taste, but this seems to vary between individuals. Try it and see the affects before cutting it out, fish is a major part of a healthy diet, so don’t cut it out!

6. Avoid heavy spices such as Garlic and onions, their big offenders when it comes to sperm taste, as they have a high sulfur content.

7. Do not buy products that claim to make your semen taste better there is no evidence that they work. Your semen can be made to taste better by overall changes in diet and lifestyle, it’s a complex formula and a good healthy diet has the biggest affect.

8. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are particularly recommended for sweeter semen taste, because of their high chlorophyll content.

9. Cinnamon, cardamom, peppermint and lemon are particularly recommended for making semen taste sweeter.

10. Avoid junk food, there loaded with chemicals and preservatives that pollute your body and your semen’s taste.

What can a guy do to make his semen taste better? | Answerbag 

Here's hoping you give the cinnamon a go Logophiles. 
It's a guaranteed winner :)
love you long time 
xxx mp