A Woman's Remote

So in the most unlikely event that a woman would ever get the remote
for an extended period of time - someone has come up with a version
especially for the ladeeezz.

You have to know it's fucked already because there is a down arrow
next to the sex button. SERIOUSLY?

Fuck off. Less sex? I think not.....

As for make me a "Queen" - why not just call it the make me a "fucking pain in the arse princess" button and if i hear one more woman bitch about the fucking toilet seat i may
seriously consider punching them in the head.

Who says the seat should be down? B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T alarm is screeching.

Ok. Rant over.

Love you very, very long time.

mp xxx