My apologies for missing the sexual reference here. Glaringly obvious to everyone else no doubt - I cringe in shame at my ignorance. To atone, I offer an item which excels even that Abe Lincoln story for sheer lack of taste. My darling Ms Pants, I suspect you will love it.
Dearest G6 - my dear heart, there is no sexual reference whatsoever in this post. In fact, after i posted it i did ponder on the lack of innuendo and how out of character it was for moi. So fret no more....
Love that page - fave comment:"I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so again until Her Majesty is buried" E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
It would take more than that to stop me - so TOTAL RESPECT BROTHER!
I remember sending my mother a DIY Mother's Day card that year, and filled it with quotes from that page. Mama found it rather less amusing than I did. She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like us in a good way. God bless you ma'am.
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My apologies for missing the sexual reference here. Glaringly obvious to everyone else no doubt - I cringe in shame at my ignorance.
To atone, I offer an item which excels even that Abe Lincoln story for sheer lack of taste. My darling Ms Pants, I suspect you will love it.
Dearest G6 - my dear heart, there is no sexual reference whatsoever in this post. In fact, after i posted it i did ponder on the lack of innuendo and how out of character it was for moi. So fret no more....
Love that page - fave comment:"I have been unable to masturbate for five days, and will not do so again until Her Majesty is buried"
E. Gorman, Derbyshire.
It would take more than that to stop me - so TOTAL RESPECT BROTHER!
I remember sending my mother a DIY Mother's Day card that year, and filled it with quotes from that page. Mama found it rather less amusing than I did.
She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense claims. She was like us in a good way. God bless you ma'am.
Bless her indeed for from her loins you blossomed :)xx mp
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