So there i was, watching two particularly attractive young ladies pleasuring each other on youp*rn the other day and speaking on the phone about a totally unrelated matter - when i heard myself say " oh, come on, would you just cum already!".
Fortunately, the friend on the other end of the phone was not taken aback as i had explained that i was watching a shared link and even provided a little intermittent running commentary throughout the call.
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It left me pondering over the weekend about how i now watch p*rn, almost the same way as i watch basketball. I like to see the slam dunk - i like the participants to achieve their end goal - i want winners - i want arse slapping and hi fives for a great effort - i want it all!
So have things now gotten out of control in my life - should i be more respectful of the "act" itself or does such a proliferation of po*n everywhere i turn mean that i now consider it just another innings?
I'm not sure.