Unfortunate choices.....

I already have an issue (yes i know - i have many)

with brides who have no business wearing strapless dresses

choosing one for their wedding day

because it is fashionable. 

It is a style only for certain body shapes

and to squeeze into any type of dress

especially of the strapless variety

is a fashion crime from which there is no return.

So why does it keep happening?

Of the last 5 weddings i have attended, 4 have been girls

on the meatier side all wondering down the path

of wedded bliss in gowns they should have been talked out of.

Only one made the grade. Stunning.

So how does it all go so very wrong?

I guess when you look around our suburban lives

there is a proliferation of tank tops with non tank bras showing from the back,

fem guts and arse crack hanging out of low rider jeans,

muffin tops, black bras under white tops, g-strings above low jeans.....

And it's not just girls, what boys wearing jeans that have baggy asses

and hang low on their skinny hips?

Just plain nasty. What happened to making an effort

to wear something that actually fitted well?

Cashed up bogans - more mass produced bunk from asia - everyone

wants cheap clothes - young girls with guts hanging out from shitty diets and lack of exercise...

When will it end i ask you, when will it end.

So to any one out there wearing ill fitting clothes,

please wear something that fits - it's empowering, much more becoming

 and it feels good.

End of rant!