Fat Bastard.......

Fat Bastard: Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
[on the verge of tears]


 

Here's hoping nothing's died in your knickers Logophiles :)

Have a fabaroonie weekend

x mp