It is a proven fact that pirates and ninjas are polar opposites, thusly there is a theory that neither could get along very well with the other. This theory is proven by the fact that there is a war going on, as of this very second waged between both of these great forces.
It is rumored that the conflict between the two came about because of the story of Ninja God and Pirate God.
See http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Pirate-Ninja_conflict for the full story.
Why are all Dumb Pirate jokes one-liners?
So ninjas can understand AND remember them.
And my very favourite joke today!
What's the difference between a Ninja and a monkey?
One is ugly and smelly and likes to throw things. The other is a monkey.
Have a great week Logophiles!
x MP
9 comments:
What are the four words that guarantee a ninja's demise?
I like playing with you G6 - you are funny, clever, talented and you keep coming back to my blog. Shintaro - wow that's a memory jogger.
I find ninja's way more sexy than pirates by the way. just in case you were wondering.....
Well, I for one say that Tombei the Mist doesn't get nearly enough recognition.
I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you...
Nice tip G6. Ta.
And while we're on the topic, should we not pay due homage to Pahntom Agents?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_Agents
'Remember, we only use guns as a last resort'.
I am not familiar with any of the above to any great extent but god bless google!
http://home.alphalink.com.au/~roglen/samurai.htm
Stolen any peaches lately, mp?
Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Ch'eng Mo channel of the body and stop the heart.
Oh i am loving the Monkey Steals the Peach! i just showed the page to senor monkeypants and he went a fine shade of white - not sure whats up with that? x mp
A faint chill up the Ch'eng Mo, no doubt.
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