We used to dance to this song all the time back in the crazy '80's at Margeauxs night club in Perth. I had forgotten how incredibly bold it was until i heard it the other day on the radio.
So here it is in all of it's strokin' glory. Video included (if you can't see it in your email visit the blog)
Clarence Carter - Strokin'
When I start makin' love I don't just make love... I be strokin'
That's what I be doin', huh
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you somethin'...
What time of the day do you like to make love
Have you ever made love just before breakfast
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on a couch
Well, let me ask you this
Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:
I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'
Let me ask you something...
How long has it been since you made love, huh?
Did you make love yesterday
Did you make love last week
Did you make love last year
Or maybe it might be that you plannin' on makin' love tonight
But just remember, when you start making love
You make it hard, long, soft, short
And be strokin'
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
Now when I start making love to my woman
I don't stop until I know she's sas-ified
And I can always tell when she gets sas-ified
'Cause when she gets sas-fied she start calling my name
She'd say: 'Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter
Clarence Carter, ooooh shit, Clarence Carter'
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my...' WOO!
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best, huh
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I be strokin', Yeah!
I be strokin'
I stroke it to the north
I stroke it to the south
I stroke it everywhere
I even stroke it with my... Woo!
I be strokin'
I be strokin' Ha! Ha!
I be strokin'
4 comments:
"F Scotts" in 1989 - I can still remember the frisson created when this chick I was dancing with looked me in the eyes and sang the most provocative line.
hellooo and welcome back my fine monkey spanking friend! hope your sojourn to FNQ was delightful. I remember F Scotts very well, but alas never found anyone worthy of singing the "stuff aint tight enough" line to. I can clearly imagine how exciting that would have been however:)
Thanks for facilitating that particular dick hardening memory.
"FNQ" sounds quite rude if you say it a few times.
Fantastic holiday thank you, can't be bad "where the rainforest meets the reef".
I see you have been busy with your rude blogging!
i have been especially inspired of late, one could say. i am about to post day 3 of cunt names and now have a list of words for masturbate ready to go. the gods of all things rude have been smiling down on me, my dolphin waxing friend:)
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