Things That Tickled My Fancy This Week ....

I love the internet in a possibly quite unnatural way 
- it's such a constant source of amusement.


And just for the record, i'd totally fall for the 
"Kiss My Nose" stunt.

Everyone loves a creative genius!

Well it's gotta be good for you - look how happy she is :)

It's kinda creepy but it still made me chuckle!

You know how much i love this word - 

it's a Gift of Pure Awesomeness!

xxx mp

A bird in the hand.....

I'm not really sure with this one. Would they prefer you were more open

 about where you pleasured yourself? 

Is there a special "toss the turkey" room as an alternative?

A comfortable grassy area where you can relax and enjoy

the view as you choke the chicken?  

I'm guessing you are heading into the territory of the danger wank if you

do persist with the whole behind the bushes gig. So more power to you.

You are obviously a complete perve or a ninja wanker.

 

Go the Chuck!