As Soon As Your Penis Touches My Butthole....

She may have a valid point here.....

 but sometimes a surprise can be a grand adventure, right?

xxx mp

All Minge Bright and Beautiful

Continuing on with the "Minge Festival",

i bring you the following:

The Coin Quim

A truly magnificent addition to anyones wardrobe.

Spotted today at zombiespider.com

And now a little musical relief:

(Sung to "All Things Bright and Beautiful")

All minge bright and beautiful
All minge fat and thick
All minge smell of tuna fish
They make the penis sick

He made them fat and furry
He made them thin and small
He made each pubic carpet
To warm up hairy balls


the source of this magnificent ditty can be found here

Word of the Week May 13, 2009

Now obviously this is not a word i have just discovered. It has been in my repertoire since high school days, however, what captured my heart was the truly charming example provided.

Fuck Stick - slang for penis, or used as an insult.
e.g.. the gross term, 'Would you like to lick the salty end of my fuck stick ?'.
definition courtesy of http://www.londonslang.com/db/f/

But wait it gets better, if this definition has you enamoured, you can purchase the mp3 version of Fuckin' Your Daughter with a Frozen Vomit Fuck Stick (i bullshit you not check the link back to amazon). I have included the music cover below for your viewing pleasure.

Skilfully delivered no doubt, by, wait for it: Prosthetic Cunt (http://portal.prostheticcunt.com/). You can join their site for free and get all kinds of delightful things.

So there you go. Just another profound experience i am happy to share with you all. I hope you enjoy it too! Happy Wednesday.