A story in pictures....

So you're here, having a swell time and all.....

and you're suddenly, rudely interrupted....

and i'm guessing you may need some of these....

Here's hoping your day comes off for you, Logophiles!

Another theme is building......

My growing admiration for another Worst of Perther has led me to tonight's new word: Onanist


During my research, i happened upon a fabulous site called "The Dark Bible". It's strange and appealling. Possibly the way i like to imagine myself, but i digress.

Onanist-

a. masturbator: a person who practices masturbation wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn
b. In the Biblical Book of Genesis, Onan was the second son of Judah. Certain interpretations of the narrative concerning him have led to the use of ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onanist

c. a man who masturbates; a man who uses coitus interruptus as a means of birth control en.wiktionary.org/wiki/onanist

d. onanism - masturbation: manual stimulation of the genital organs (of yourself or another) for sexual pleasure




e. onanism - coitus interruptus: a method of birth control in which coitus is initiated but the penis is deliberately withdrawn before ejaculation
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

f. onanism - ejaculating outside the vagina during intercourse; (the performing of) Coitus interruptus; masturbation
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/onanism


So i am thinking that this one is not something you use towards another as an insult - like "wanker". It is in fact a somewhat graceful and almost spiritual word. A nice way to say you like to touch yourself without crossing any of those social boundaries.