It Is Banned!

From this moment forward i am officially issuing a cease and desist order on all non-medical use of the word VAGINA!

If you are too lazy to say cunt or some such other thing, then i don't want to be associated with you.

It shows a distinct lack of imagination to continue on with the technical term so i'm saying "NO" to vagina.

Should you require assistance to ensure you stay within the inner circle try checking out my previous entries of 13 days of alternate words for snatch.

Otherwise, fuck off.

Cunts Glorious Cunts, Don't Care What They Look Like...

In honour of the world renown 13 Days of Alternative Words for Penis exercise several months ago, i am now starting on the 13 Days of Snatch. So far i have over 900 words to describe the magnificent, awe inspiring cunt. It's the start of a whole new vocabulary for some. So come along and enjoy the journey down to funky fish town!


A


ALTAR OF LOVE
AMAZING FOREST
ARBY’S WITH FUR
AXE GASH

B

BABBY
BABY ZIPPER
BABYOVEN
BACON HOLE
BAG PIPE
BAIT
BALD BISCUIT
BANANA BOX
BEAN
BEAR TRAP
BEARDED AX WOUND
BEARDED CLAM
BEARDED TACO
BEAVER
BEAVER TEETH
BEEF TOMATO
BEETLE HOOD
BELLY ENTRANCE
BIG BUD
BIG MONTANA
BIKINI BIZKIT
BIRD'S NEST
BIRTH CANAL
BITCH DITCH
BITTER & TWISTED
BLACK HOLE
BLACK HOLE OF CALCUTTA
BLACK OAK
BLUNTFRUNT