Stick It Up Your......

Why didn't my keyboard 

 come with one of these!

What's up with that already? 

The amount of times i could have made

super extraordinarily good use of this key

are immeasurable and now

totally lost opportunities.

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A linguistic experiment

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a cellar of austrians
a lode of homonyms
a harassing mangle of english anagrams
a cuntwaft of politicians
a fuckpiggery of tourettes sufferers
a mucking fuddle of spoonerisms
a nice and big collection of hendiasyses
a numerous multitude of tautologies
a foot and a half of sesquipedalians
a sneeze of pigs
a meta of collective nouns
an arse-fuck-cunt of tourette's sufferers
a hoist of clothes lines
an obstruction of tourists
an array of geeks