Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Fake Chow....







I endured the movie "Hall Pass" last night - although i must confess to fast forwarding through several parts of it.


It was incidentally humourous but not enough for me to recommend it and that's saying something for someone with a toilet humour mind like mine.


I did however discover a new term for which i will be eternally grateful: Fake Chow





Fake Chow
When you go down on a girl, and you pretend to be eating her out, but really you are rubbing her vagina with your finger, and making noises like you are eating her out.
I gave Hannah fake chow last night, and she didn't even notice!




I mean - who knew such a thing existed? That's why i suggest checking in every 30 seconds or so to be sure your partner is actually delivering the goods.


Anyway - one of the most fun bits of receiving oral sex is the watching, isn't it?


Every day is indeed a school day.


Love you long time,


xxx mp

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I actually did this once. But in my defence it was either that or allow my cold sore to infest the lady garden with weeping weeds.

Munkipants said...

I'm thinking that this was an entirely appropriate time to Fake Chow, and an honourable decision too, anonymous! Weeping weeds are never gonna be truly appreciated by the receiver!
xxx mp

Gregoryno6 said...

I don't know the name for this practice, but I learnt while reading FROM HELL that many Victorian-era prostitutes faked penetration by sliding the customer's organ between their tightly pressed thighs. With all those heavy dresses and petticoats I daresay the clients were easily fooled.
Gives one a new appreciation for the miniskirt, I must say.

Munkipants said...

Hello G6 - it would appear that it is actually called Thigh Fucking:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Thigh%20Fucking

according to my old friend -Urban Dictionary that is - hope you are well and getting a leg over xxx mp