God likes Porn and Fart Jokes?

I know i've blogged about this site before but i love it and i'm gonna post some more :) 

Growing up with a mother with strong Christian beliefs was very interesting. Even though she was ostracised from the church when she sort a divorce from her first husband - called a slut and harlot and other such Christian like terms - she still held her faith. Quite admirable really. When times were very, very difficult as they can be for a single mum and four children back in the 70's, she still held on and got through each time "knowing" God had provided. 

I remember saying "Jesus Christ" whilst crossing the road on our way over to Boans, an old department store in Perth, and swiftly receiving a slap to the back of the head for blaspheming.

I love this site - http://nobeliefs.com/DarkBible/darkbible4.htm  It challenges so much of the sentiment i was exposed to growing up and questioned continuously but i didn't have the background information to support my arguments. So head in there and revel in their mastery. 

Biblical Pornography

"Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses." (Ezekiel 23: 19-21)

"and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions." (Ezekiel 23: 21, NRSV)

Comment

The story of the sister whores, Aholah and Aholibah gives a moral lesson against the sins of the flesh. But why does God have to describe their adventures in such pornographic detail? Does God love porn?

What parent would want their children reading verse 21 about comparing the size of men's penises to donkey genitals and the sperm flow to that of horse issues?

As any adult religious parent might believe, such lustful descriptions, if culled from secular sources, would corrupt children should they happen to read them. Should it not also corrupt children if read from the Bible?

Passing Wind

Wherefore my bowels shall sound like a harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh. (Isaiah 16:11)

Comment

This passage refers to the flatulent passing of gas in musical fashion from the bowels of a prophet. Could this represent a rare instance of humor in the Bible?

from: http://sparklepony.blogspot.com/2008/01/catholic-panties-in-bunch-over-nuns.html

And just in case you have nun fantasies due to your own misguided upbringing - here is a tribe devoted to naughty nuns :)  - http://tribes.tribe.net/naughtynuns

Love you long time, Logophiles.


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